IT WAS WRITTEN

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Pastor’s Wife’s Letter


How’s this for apocalyptic literature?  This was written by a  pastor’s wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current  events.  It is Brilliant.

~~~~~~~~And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as “The One”.He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, “I am sent to save you.  My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. 

Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.”  And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what “The One” would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. 
And “The One” said “We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!”

And the people said, “Hallelujah!  Change is good!”
Then He said, “We are going to tax the rich fat-cats.” And the people said “Sock it to them!” 

“And redistribute their wealth…”
And the people said, “Show us the money!”

And then He said, “Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.”
And Joe the plumber asked, “Are you kidding me? You’re going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??” And “The One” ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe’s personal records were hacked and publicized.

One lone reporter asked, “Isn’t that Marxist policy?”  And she was banished from the kingdom!

Then a citizen asked, “With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?” 
And “The One” said, “Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!” 

And the people said, “Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!”
Then “The One” said, “I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.” 

And one, lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.”
So “The One” said, “Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!”
And the people said, “Hallelujah!! Show us the money!”

Then “The One” said, “I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!” 
And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. 

And He said, “I shall mandate employer- funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics.” 
And the people said, “Give me some of that!”

Then he said, “I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.” 
And the people said, “Where’ s my rebate check?”

Then “The One” said, “I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!” 
And the people said, “Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don’t care for that part about higher electric rates.”

So “The One” said, “Not to worry. If your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!”

Then He said, “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted.  Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing…” 
And the people said, “Hallelujah!!” And they made him King!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers.  Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then “The One” said, “I am the “The One” - The Mes siah - and I’m here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!” 

But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, “Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more…” 

And the people said, “Wait a minute. That is unfair!!” 

And the world said, “Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!”

And the people cried out, “Alas, alas!! What have we done?” 

But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon “The One” and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without  sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change “The One” had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, “Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!”  But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.

You may think this is a fairy tale, but it’s not.

It’s happening RIGHT NOW !!!   

 

 

 

 


 

EMERGENCY NUMBERS

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 Emergency Telephone Numbers
These are more effective than 911
When -
You are sad, phone John 14
You have sinned, phone
Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone
Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone
Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone
Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone
Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone
Psalm 23
You are worried, phone
Matthew 8:19-34
You are hurt and critical, phone
1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone
2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone
Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone
Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone
Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone
Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip, phone
Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone
Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone
Joshua 1
Inflation’s and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone
Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone
Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone
Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone
1 Corinthians 13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone
John 15
You are losing hope, phone
Psalm 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone
Psalm 19\
You want to carry fruit, phone
John 15
Paul’s secret for happiness, phone
Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/ discovery, phone
Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone
Romans 12
ALTERNATE NUMBERS

For dealing with fear, call Psalm 47
For security, call
Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call
Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call
Psalm 145:18
ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.

NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.
FEED YOUR FAITH, AND DOUBT WILL STARVE TO DEATH.

November 4, 2007

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It is a glorious Sunday and so good to see friends and new members at church today. The sermon was about giving..of our time,talents and treasure…wonderful reminders for all that we can do more in all areas.

Tonight is our monthly singing and then food fellowship following…it is a good opportunity to see and catch up with people we don’t have enough contact with at any other time…plus the food is our course wonderful as well.

Wallace and Amber

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My Manx sister cats were  born in 1992..orange/white is of the rumpy variety of Manx and the brindle one is a stumpy variety. I saw them when their eyes were just opening and they were adorable and full of spirit even when I held them in palm of my hand.

Amber is the o/w and is strictly a one-person cat. She is underfoot a lot(fell and  broke an ankle this year via her highness)…she has gained a lot of weight the past five years and goes to that dry food a lot…she goes out some, is a talker, but is a devotee of sleeping, preferably glued next to me if possible!

Wallace is the  brindle alpha cat,loves everyone and just assumes visitors come to see and pet her endlessly.She loves to sleep at the top of my pillow or on my head and grooms my hair if permitted.She is happy as a clam if she is on my person at all times…good natured with everyone except her sister…they are jealous rivals for my attention..no amount of directives, water pistols, or angry voices will stop that action for long. Wallace continues to watch Amber, lull her into a false sense of security and then…whop/a slap upside the head! I haven’t decided why she permits this or  if Amber secretly enjoys it..it is another of the million weird things cats do.

fw or ff: the forwarding of stories

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I love funny emails, not the PC versions of the chain letters, not really any sad/threatning or warning “real” stories passed on, etc…and I hate it when people can’t or won’t copy/paste instead of forwarding 4000 names  that is unnecessary….and I don’t really care for many of the political and very few patriotic or religious ones….so I often decide to never forward or read any again…and then some really funny one comes my way and it make me LOL–ROFL.

So of course I recently recieved a great one,  did the copy/paste to send  it and nada….so  I had to use the dreaded fw to send it..I still stand by my opinion,but I will fwd when all else fails….and I  stilll dearly love all the people who think enough to share…delete does not mean I don’t care,just that I don’t want all those other people having access to my account.